fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
i'd date him for the sole reason that he thanks me after giving him head
you know that dress I got margarita and puke on? yeah, just returned it.
Why do I feel like I'm not the only one drinking to make my night class teacher look better?
he sent me a picture of his dick with a heart border around it
You planned my entire going away party sitting in the bath tub cradling a bottle of Cuervo. You promised me fire jugglers. And a pinata.
You tried taking his shirt off at the bar. He was 37 and married with kids.
I'm starting to question if I'm gonna need to bring a raincoat just to drink around u
U act like I can cum on command
If we don't have crazy animal sex tonight at least twice, I'll know he's cheating on me.
Who wouldn't want crazy animal sex with you?!
A cheater.
Whoever roofied me last night owes me a new pair of white jeans
The sweaty, naked apartment dance party wasn't complete until I threw the whole jar of glitter on us. It was like the icing.
I want to get up and tell you that smells delicious but I'm struggling with the idea of pants
I just woke up hand cuffed to the bar and shirtless, so yeah I think I need you to come get me.
Had sex on the beach last night with a drug dealer. win-win-win situation
why is there a thong in the fridge-NOT MINE-and a half of a pickle on the stairs?!
I don't wear thongs. The picle was for dipping. Ill explain later. Lacy or plain thong ?
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