I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
I'm so ready for finals. She finally agreed to skypesex me from spain so now i'm up until 4am studying every morning waiting for her to get online
I seriously might throw up right now. In class. Sunglasses on. I'm getting too old for this.
What are the signs of a concussion? Please don't freak out.
RIGHT?!?! I'M ACTUALLY UPSET I DON'T GET TO MAKE THE 2.3 MILE TREK TO SUCK HIS COCK, yes I google earthed it.
Dude. It just hit me for a second time. My thumbs are huge and moving very quickly. Like stampeding buffalo...
OK WHO CHANGED MY RING TONE TO LADY AND THE TRAMP AND CHANGED EVERY CONTACT IN MY PHONE TO 'SOME GUY I FUCKED'?
I think I've had 45 beers today though So things are looking up.
DAMMIT. BOHEMIAN RHAPSODY IS GONNA GET STUCK IN MY HEAD AGAIN. FUCK YOU OLYMPICS.
I'm definitely not at Wal-Mart eating jalapeno poppers with an elevated blood alcohol content
Thanks for the Beyonce article. In other news, I just passed a man with the state of Florida tattooed on his face.
You must be buzzed on Miller Lite.. Zen master advice is flowing
I feel as though I look like a mom with a substance abuse problem
I'm cooling my balls with a beer because I'm too cheap to turn on the AC
fuck sobriety. I want to wake up tomorrow in a park or some shit.
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