Is it wrong to want to cut a hole in the Tigger suit so I can molest you while I wear it?
I'm not saying he's gay. Just that he prob knows what a dick tastes like
ahh summer, the season during which the prefix for every verb is "get drunk and"
I'm gonna have sex with a woman...help
Played "Which Couple Will Take Me Home Tonight" at the bar last night... I can now cross three-some off my bucket list
& he told me 'I don't think ur a big slut-just kind of an average slut'
HE THINKS THATS A COMPLIMENT!!!!!
I don't care how old I am, if it's your 21st birthday I'm going to make out with you.
If you hook up with a kid and the next day he breaks up with his girlfriend, those can be seen as two completely unrelated incidents right?!
If we can only get laid once in a blue moon, apparently this will be our month.
Do you think he feels stupid trying to bang girls with his small penis? I'd be embarrassed.
She bought my penis dinner and beer last night. Her words
How long can I keep it classy to hook up in my old office building? Two more years? Does it get weird after 30?
i can eat my weight in tater tots. don't test me, bitch
he's like the highest ranking tongue wizard i know.
I had to ask her to let go of my cock this morning so I could go home. She just kept saying "no, please, no..."
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