so the situation is a+b=c where "a" is how much you weight, "b" is my gravitational pull, and "c" is how erect your penis is.
i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
in mid cry she says "I can be a whore if I want to"
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
He didn't seem too mad about the puke on the side of his car. You still have a chance.
CORAL IS FAR MORE RED THAN HER LIPS RED
Oh god you're Sonnet 130 drunk, aren't you.
Just had a tranny complement my outfit. Looks like I'll have to change before we go out.
The things happening in my intestines right now should only ever happen at truck stops and frat houses.
You showed them your nipple for dollars for the jukebox. You were depressed because only one of your songs played. Oh then you twisted your ankle and blamed it on your mad stripper skills.
No shame in my game.
i was giving head the other day and thought of your all penis tastes the same quote and couldnt stop laughing
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
I don't want any of this. I just want big sausages.
I have a tattoo that says Yolo. You should not have been asking my advice in the first place
In other news, I just threw up my burrito and am currently on all fours literally crawling back to my bed
I'm wearing jeans from 7th grade and drinking a fucking macchiato. This better be a good day.
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