1. Call me if you need ANYTHING. 2. If you get tag teamed, I want details.
I can't believe I wasted a google wave invite on her.
I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
like the penis drawn on my face is so detailed and well done, i'm not even upset about it.
the elusive kegmastree, who's mystery is only exceeded by it's power
you handed me the dorito you were about to eat and told me to 'keep him safe' while you went to the bathroom
My vagina senses are tingling. I know your here.
He left his shoes, boxers and socks at my house & managed to walk home to his dorm without realizing anything was missing until 3 days after. That's the last time i'll ever hook up with a freshman.
i'm sad to say... seems like women around here set up their armageddon booty calls ahead of time. wanna fill all these condoms with tequila and head downtown???
Just watched two people have sex in the pool. Hope you enjoy your yeast infection courtesy of the comfort inn.
alcohol and riverdancing are a dangerous mix. have a spraind ankle. i die now
It's five in the morning. wtf?
I woke up to both of you drawing on me in sharpie, unless a glorious threesome was had the night before that is not okay.
Who says it wasn't?
I SWEAR TO ALL THAT IS HOLY I HAVE NEVER WIPED MY GENITALIA ON ANY TYPE OF EMERGENCY RESPONSE VEHICLE!!
his penis was like the majestic horn of a unicorn and I came like a million trumpeting rainbows.
Can we just take a minute to acknowledge that you're drinking with your gay ex boyfriend's DAD who is a DEACON??
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