I love black thongs
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
He told me that he wishes our relationship was more like prison: less touching, more butt sex.
Their wedding is on my 21st birthday. I fail to see a way that this could end poorly.
wait do you know what youre gonna say if they ask how youre getting back?
yes. helicopter.
21st Birthday Idea: liquor store gift registry. Give me a promotion.
We need to be on the same page regarding the 3some this time. No more "one of us should probably leave" moments.
Turns out the average person our age has never run from the cops. Life: we're doing it right.
After much deliberatipn and vodka, my favourite phrase of Christmas 2012 is "penis of last resort"
I don't know if I want context or not...
Context involves faux incest and champagne. Id go into detail but im on shot number 5.
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
I would have been the big man on campus...just flop my wang out on the table and how them what they were gonna deal with if they dropped the soap
I felt like a personal hot pocket and all I could taste was cigarettes.
First encounter with a mirco peen. I was confused when he said he doesnt go down on girls. Cmon dude, practice on a peach.
YOU UNCULTURED BADGER
all I remember is screming at her "I want you and your tortillas... DEAD"
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