We're facebook friends in real life
he sat in the bathtub shirtless yelling in gibberish for 40 minutes. funniest. stoner. ever.
just saw a girl with a lower back tattoo of the boondock saints prayer.. i will marry her
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
how many days can you live off of Vicodin and frosty?? im going on 4 days......
Dude, its flawless. what could go wrong?
Jail. That could go wrong.
we're a generation of lazy underachieving stoners and uncreative overachieving automatons. you're golden
Can we be in one of those super weird relationships where you carry me around everywhere?
I will have you again some day my love. And our divorce will be magnificent
I know he's not here, but I can still see him. I found some of my old stash and its good shit so its expected to see sunlight at night and scary llama men. Midgets or otherwise.
You're right. I woke up today with my ugly sweater still on and no pants. I'd say it was a successful night.
I was going to make you have an awkward boner around all your coworkers but then I fell asleep.
Honestly I am too high to watch videos of you jerking off right now
I mean, I was expecting a little more coke snorting and a little less kids and cake
Life update: This fucking MacBook repair guy called me over last night for a booty call and he didn’t have a condom OR a bed
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