how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
she fell down the flight of stairs and was fine until she saw the two broken beer bottles on the ground by her.
thats a woman
you didnt remember my name all night. you kept referring to me as "the blonde with the fat ass"
Just made a coke joke and literally drooled on myself. How do we feel about pavlov's theory of conditioning now?
I'm pretty sure we got the cab driver deported
She was kind of put off because I kept calling her baby my spirit animal and staring hungrily at her breasts.
I hope your fat roommate breaks the bunkbed and crushes you in your sleep
You coulda licked the floor this morning and got drunk.
MASS TEXT: Lets start a new tradition. Black Friday log pic contest. I'm waiting.
I will not be held responsible for my vagina's poor judgment.
do you ever feel so high you're swimming backstroke and then you realize you're still laying in bed on tumblr
Peanut butter fills the cracks of my heart
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
he told me that he only likes small dogs. I should have known he was going to end up being little bitch.
GIIIIRL I AM STONED AF AND I HAVE A HOMEMADE POT PIE IN THE OVEN THIS PARTY IS LIT.
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