My bed smells like naked
Haha. At least it doesn't smell like herpes
By the way, her vagina was so tight i was worried that i would be stuck forever
I feel so much closer to you now that I heard your poop splash into the toilet.
So I purposely left a bunch of metal in my pockets so that the smokin hot TSA officer would give me a pat down. Airport security just got fun
this is the second time in my life i thought i might need to go to rehab. im including all the mornings that i wake up in dewey beach as "the first time"
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
... there are chew marks on my license. I have no idea.
My god. We'll be gay porn millionaires.
Freedom, beauty, truth, and love to all. I also probably have syphilis
no im not bringing booze its easy, you just challenge a drunk guy to beer pong, he'll hand you two beers, you lose on purpose, and everyone makes fun of you. but we laugh in the end for bringing nothing to a byob
Was it fun? The night started with home made Jager and ended in him falling out of a tree with a pocket full of house numbers...you tell me.
When and where the fuck did we get a beach ball??
THERES A FUCKBOY IN MY PERSONAL SPACE
GET IT AWAY FROM ME IM ALLERGIC
He was simultaneously rubbing my shoulders and fucking me. I'm keeping him.
We were supposed to have sex but we had smoked so much neither of us wanted to move.
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