would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
Nick had a break down & said to me "Everybody's mad at me, I'm the douchebag, Im the fucking douchebag that everyone hates, Do you wanna come home with this douchebag?!"
You're going home with him aren't you?
I'll see ya in the morning when I leave his house
people from other dorms came to marvel at the dump i took. i had a bio major take a picture.
My dick was out way too much saturday not to get laid
Just had to return the shit I stole from the dining hall, with everyone watching...apparently there ARE consequences for being drunk, coked up and belligerent.
Apparently while trying to get up from vomiting in the toilet I grabbed the seat cover for leverage and smashed my own head between it and the bowl. I don't remember this.
I'm still me, I just happen to have things in my porn library that you may not have expected
Only you would come out as bi like that
he started frosting cupcakes and licking the mini-spatula realllllly deliberately and i don't know if i'm more attracted to him or the cupcakes
Haha never eat brownies from a guy with batman pajamas
Operation rebound complete... I fucked the bouncer
my new years resolution to eat more toast and mastrubate more often is going well so far.
You spent the whole night conversing with your zombie poster, so I'd say you were pretty far gone.
So, I found your eyebrow, someone glued it in between my eyebrows so I looked like I had a unibrow when I went to work...
Listen, you can either give me drugs or an orgasm. You decide.
when i saw him today i think my vagina did the equivalent of a stomach growl... its been to long
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