I wish there was an iPhone app to help you with your shitty personality.
How's your Sunday morning ritual of shitting and throwing up at the same time going?
Always fun waking up to 911 as your last dialed call.
You fuck like a mechanic. That is the universe telling you that is your true calling. Take this as a sign.
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
I was talking about you wanting my dick, but that works too
Is it wrong I want to seduce my ex to prove the point to his current gf he's an ass?
I'm going to be fiscally responsible and buy a handle.
I like her. She smells like old lady but tastes like whiskey
You can achieve whatever you wish in your imagination with some help from drugs
We can get high as fuck when there are no orders. If not its cool. I just figured Take Your Blunt Buddy To Work Day.
You know it was a good night when visa fraud prevention services are calling
TRY TO UNDERSTAND I HAVE MAGIC POWERS HOLY FUCKING SHIT
As a rule...I don't sleep with my friends or watch movies with talking dogs
We are balling out on levels, I think mikes about to go to jail. something to do with a unicorn and rainbows, the cops are not being reasonable.
Randomize
