Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
Just saw a girl that looks like Michelle Obama and Im strangely aroused by her. Does that make me a democrat?
"Morning after" poops are always like, interesting.
So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
you decided to have a spaghetti fight but then you got greedy and decided to eat it all.
I think it was the chocolate body paint and awesome blowjob that finally made us official.
I tried douching with a turkey baster. Not the brightest idea.
He got up when I started trying to balance my wine glass on his head.
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
blowjobs from left handed girls are noticably better than from righties. these are the most important things I've learned this semester
Good morning! So would you prefer me to show up kind of late or on time but looking like I got chewed up and spat out by an episode of Buffy the Vampire Slayer?
I have a gay crossdressing neighbor that's dresses up as a slutty pirate. 6 beers from now I would have hit on him. I hate halloween.
I partied with 2 slutty ninja turtles from Sweden last night, I Love Halloween.
No fair. I need a fuck buddy to entertain me till the power comes back on
That ass isn’t going to eat itself.
There’s a child, alone, sitting on a picnic table out there, making bird noises
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