This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
She made me put my jeans under her mattress so that I wouldn't leave in the morning while she was still sleeping. Apparently I just look like "that guy".
i gave her road head last night, needless to say it wasn't the same and i bit a chunk of the inside of my cheek off.
He got so drunk that he tried hitting on a girl using nothing but his Samuel L. Jackson soundboard application on his Iphone
Hannah wants to know if she cant borrow your stats notes because she threw up on hers.
his blanket is still in the back seat of my car, its like a constant reminder of his small penis
Zombie crawl summary: 5 of 6 friends successfully laid. friend 6 too drunk to care and making out with a whale (not a costume)
Just called a girl a cunt over peanuts. I think we both know it wasn't just about the peanuts.
So I put a beer on your bed and jumped on th3 other side of the bed like in the commercials. You my good sir, owe me a budweiser that your bed drank.
My boobs looked so good under the black light I saw a girl physically cover her boyfriend's eyes.
I just plagiarized Dr. Curtis Connor's ideology from Spider-man in an essay on genetically engineered embryos. College: academic integrity at its finest.
god dammit I AM NO LONGER PUTTING UP WITH YOUR HETEROSEXUALITY I QUIT
WHY IS THE HAIRSPRAY SOUNDTRACK PLAYING IN THE LIQUOR STORE
I need a guy who can see in me what the lesbian community sees in me
Last thing I remember I was riding on a picnic table being hauled around by a lawn mower with an empty case of bud light on my head...
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