he fingered me, smelled his fingers, then asked me what i ate today..
we have a love-hate relationship...we love having sex but hate waking up next to eachother
Fuck buddy has no power. Invited her over to use my shower. I love hurricaines.
It's like I'm in a vicious cycle of noncommittal penis.
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
Can one of you do me a favor? Light a match and throw it into my room. Bc I'm certain I would rather be burned to death than live in this hell I call my life
I'm gonna hire strippers dressed like the founding fathers.
She had a cast on when I met her, but she blamed me for breaking her arm this morning. I'm gonna marry this girl.
Omg. I wanna lecture the drug dealer about how highschool should not be his glory days.
And the next morning he asked me why I had clothes on so I said so that he could take them off again.
COME HERE AND I WILL SUCK YOUR COCK UNDER THE LIGHT OF THIS BEAUTIFUL ELECTRICITY
Instead of asking him how many women he's slept with I just got straight to the point and asked how many Plan B pills he's purchased
I guess you never know how much of an impact you have on someone until you sleep with their cousin
2017 is gonna be explosive... Already watching fireworks out the window while shit my brains out. Happy Ew Year
There's nothing classy about a pregnant girl at a frat party...remember that.
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