another moral hangover. fuck.
It was like fucking a house. Down the chimney. That deep and empty.
4 feet of snow. teaching the cats how to snow swim. throwing them off the porch and seeing what happens.
I'll show rhose boucners: You don't let me in, I poop on your pool.
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
if women knew the size of my dick, theyd be much more receptive to my sloppy drunken advances
We need to go to the store an get depends. I really don't want to be bothered with the bathroom this weekend.
I'd rather make snow angels in a pool of elephant shit.than sleep with him.
Mom said you looked used
I mean, I can get to know him eventually. The time frame doesn't really matter. I'll have sex with him regardless of whether he's interesting or not.
LET US USE OUR GENITALS TO CELEBRATE THIS VICTORY
you ran up to the police and said "fuck the police shit we living in hell ". Then you dropped your Margarita and said "Darby Out" lol
PEOPLE ARE STILL EATING FAJITAS IN DROVES. BY THE CASELOAD. THERES A FORKLIFT OF SIZZLING MEATS.
Also I ordered a dildo and I'm not sure if I want it still, so there might be a free dildo in your future
she said she was so hungover this morning in a way that sounded like she was apologizing for thinking she was attracted to me last night...
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