I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
I wouldn't really call it 'getting lucky' considering I paid her to do it.
You would think that an uncircumcised man would understand how the hood of a clit works.
I want to apologize in advance for texting you a picture of my penis tonight.
I really need to find a new way to reward you other than head scratches, nutella and blowjobs.
Like that time I held Annie up and she peed all over the window.. We make a good team.
DONT EVER DUNK OREOS INTO WINE . NEVER
I don't believe in coincidence. I believe in the stars aligning perfectly to sodomise me in public. Who ever said I was cynical?
He offered to buy me free breakfast if I stayed at the hotel overnight with him. I then realized they have a complimentary breakfast.
Way to go. Now you have no beer and I have a cold tit.
My penis has like 3 people bidding on it
People are talking politics and I have had 9 mimosas
Thought for a game. Duck, Duck, Grey Goose. If you're tapped, you take a shot. Then proceed as normal.
I'm sittin in my Hawaiian shorts watching the office eating cold asparagus. wow do I suck when you're not here.
Yeah. Of all the things to be cock blocked by a plague is the most unexpected.
Randomize
