But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
Looks like an M-80 went off in a lb. of pastrami
Me + Nice restaurant + Copious amounts of booze + obscene comments to couples = valentine's day plans
My cha cha got a haircut
thank god. going down on you was like chewing on astroturf
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
my bedside table was not meant to hold this many beer bottles.
Oh it's happening. I'm Chugging a beer while sitting next to a 6 year old
this whole plan B standoff thing with her is really starting to make me nervous
I think I used your jacking off shit when I showered. I couldn't see shit, it was all oily. Fuck power outages
Your lower body and my face have had way too much contact lately.
We didn't mean to put a petting zoo in the elevator.
His 12 year old sister has bigger boobs than me and now that's all I can think about when we have sex
You told everyone to shut up then told the officer that you are 21 when you drink.
I just snorted sandwich everywhere.
I hope it smells nice :)
IT DOESN'T BECAUSE I HAVE MEAT COMING OUT OF MY NOSE, DAMNIT.
I fished a Couples Masturbation DVD out of somebody’s trash and kept it. That’s how desperate I am.
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