So apparently after he gets hammered, falls down a set of stairs and gets a concussion, he can still come home and find a way to play his guitar solo bullshit as loud as possible while i seduce my date...
Im going to buy a thermometer. If its above 104 im going to the hospital if its under 104 im going to the bar
The last thing I said to him last night before telling him he couldn't give me a kiss goodnight was pointing at his dick then at me and saying "this isn't working out"
Sunday is a myth, I refuse to believe that I waste an entire day unable to function after a night of drinking.
Just had to find a way to explain to the border patrol that we were coming into canada "for about a half hour to have one last under 21 drink before kendals birthday at midnight." He said ok and told us where the closest bar was. Nice man.
Who the fuck superglued glowsticks to my arm.
Thanks for fucking me in last night
TUCKING. TUCKING ME IN LAST NIGHT
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
There is a car windscreen wiper in my handbag... Not my car's, not ok.
Pretty sure the guy I hooked up with Saturday gave me a buy one get one free coupon for chipotle. Who said nice guys don't exist?
I was blacked out when we met, so basically this will be a blind date.
The moral of the story is this:the last shot of the night is always a mistake
nothing like a long car ride to make you think of all the bad things you've done
When I told the bartender it was my 21st birthday, he looked at me all pissed and said "But you've been drinking here as 21 for the past 2 years.." How do you THINK the night went?
So I take it free shots were a no after that?
I visited the library for the first time in my college career tonight and I got laid. I think I'm gonna come back...
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