Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
I keep trying to sit and the chair keeps running away from me
He cant even get with danielle. Thats like striking out in t-ball
It took him three days to realize his roommate had moved out.
The last thing I want is a chocolate mold of my cock competing with my real cock for time spent in your mouth
On the bad side I puked, but on the bright side I puked lettuce which was a new experiance
Ok how about tonight me and you get laid together. Same girl. Then she signs our dicks.
As weird as it sounds I would totally be down
Tell me again why I left before the topless cake fight
I have a spatula mark on my ass. He spanked me with a spatula. Take that Rachel Ray.
I am going to go Miley Cyrus crazy if I don't get sex soon
Headline in the alligator: young zeta goes berserk after lack of sex and is found naked swinging from wrecking ball on university ave, refuses to get down until sex partner is found
i dont know whats worse..that i woke up in a gorilla suit or that its covered in peanut butter
so I was eating out this girl who was wearing my pirate hat In an alley behind the bar last night and some girl walks up and takes a picture. apparently we had a crowd of about 10 and it turned her on so she just didn't tell me
I feel badly that he has cancer, but this does not mean I am obligated to have sex with him. Again.
Your uterus is safe from my father's misconstrued prophecies.
FYI there's a girl here with happy daddy written on her tits
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