We better get laid next semester cause I prayed hard
I even walked 30 feet with my eyes closed from two love rocks so that we get some cock
Billy Mays died!
I know. And the US is beating brazil...what's wrong with the world?
in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
for me the strap perfect is like a chastity belt
I told them I was gay and asked them to pass the pie. I ruined pumpkin pie for grandpa.
Getting wasted on top of a casino. My penis is so much higher than everyone else's right now.
Dude, I think shitting blood should be a cause for concern not celebration that you had a great night.
This is what we get for YOLOing our way to obesity
Then you better bring Starbucks and a box of condoms in the morning.
Oh shit. This is getting real.
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
I just realized that this is the first time I've ever seen your mom without sucking your cock.
You wouldnt listen to us when we told you there was no place that was selling girlscout cookies at 4:30am...
So apparently I fell asleep sitting on the toilet last night while my drunk girlfriend sang to me.
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