Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
You know if a vagina was a face, it'd be ugly as hell...
so i texed my mom when i was trashed last night and said "i know its 3 am, just go to bed and i'll be back by the time we leave for the airport"
I just want to know how you cleaned her puke off the twister mat with no gloves. And didn't throw up
It was all about her orgasm last night. I felt like a human dildo.
started to yawn and threw up hamburger helper instead. awesome night.
Just saw a porn entitled "Nad Biter". Redheads are now forever out of the picture.
You may see me on espn tomorrow drunk, half naked, and selling articles of clothing to rich cougars like i did last year, but i will NOT be drinking shitty beer
christmas break will be like the 25 days of orgasms
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
I'm at a bar. It's body paint Wednesday. All of the waitresses are topless. Help me
I had to break it to her that she was not in fact behind the bushes when she peed on the church last night
I wish I had a picture of me and ron helping that stripper lick her own vagina
She answered the door wearing a basket, said it was the only clean thing she had.
Well that's very sweet of you. I have a strange feeling you're going to regret this when you sober up.
NO REGRETS FUCK DA POLICE
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