she just put all the cheese in the refrig to sleep.. and yes we did finish you bottle.
At least I tried to be smart when I brought the alarm clock into the bathroom just in case I fell asleep.
I'm going to superglue stuart's hands into socker boppers
Mike is worried about me going on a cruise in June without him....how cute he thinks we are going to last till June
I will not remember tonight for the most part. This text will be evidence. You can and probably will use this against me.
Today's been pretty great, I went and bought the new Batman for the sole purpose of masturbating to Bane
It was rough. I have dried puke in my hair and I don't know if it's mine or from the girl I met on the ground waiting for a cab.
State dependent memory. I just needed to feel my teeth. It was like a fog was lifted.
Im wearing a bra. Made of paint.
Just had my butthole waxed. If that changes your plans for Saturday..
Maybe why that's why I'm perpetually single... I can't find a guy with bigger balls than mine.
I told him I wanted to get on him and ride him to Montana. It didnt end like i thought it would.
I'm a shining star this evening. Dancing with a cane in rite aid now. I should be kept under survaillance.
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
The sex was so good we high-fived after.
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