why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
Moms kinda upset I threw up in grandmas bedroom. I think ill stay in tonight.
he's werid. hell kiss me after i go down on him but he wont kiss me after i eat anything with mustard.
I'm mentally preparing myself to hang out with him by staring into the mirror saying "thou shalt not get naked" over and over.
Look. If you get me out of this speeding ticket you can bang my sister. Or my mom. But not both.
That man deserves a slow clap... He defied the power of the vagina
"Stranger danger aquaman" were the last words i remember. help me.
I accidentally kneed him in the balls while trying to straddle him so we ended up spending the night watching ffm porn online
I'm about to get my nails done. Would the polish name "meet me at the altar" be too straight forward for a first date?
I'm developing all these feelings it's disgusting.
I threw up vodka and borscht. I'm done with life...I threw this up in a McDonald's bathroom btw.
You could see the bone sticking out of his shin and he insisted he was "just gunna walk it off"
Fell asleep on kitchen floor again, chicken nuggets everywhere.
My intervention, when it happens, should have vanilla cake....buttermilk icing.
seriously i don't trust him. he fed me a hot dog out of a crock pot and gave me moonshine dashed jager bombs.
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