Warning...her vagina is big, like sleeping bag big.
I hope im prettier
yea, just so you know this whole self-loathing thing is getting pretty fucking annoying
Anyone who says sunshine brings happyness has never woken up with the worst hangover of their life to their window being open and it being a bright shinny day
just woke up in the hotel with gummi bears all around me and someone took the tv
we took the tv and as for the gummi bears don't eat them you put em in her vagina
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
I asked my mom if I was the drunkest one in the room. With 8 days till I go back to school, I couldn't care less about being shitfaced at a baptism
Oh my god it's like Minesweeper. I can tell there's sex in three of the four rooms, but which one is the safe one?
good, we got high then went swimming. shelly forgot to keep swimming so we tied her to the ladder in the shallow part with her bikini top.
Dude before you bang that chick preheat the oven to 425 I wanna make a pizza for afties
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
So what's today's forecast for the female rollercoaster you've been riding?
He just got here and all he's wearing is a cloth over his penis.
I'll uninvite my mom
The words "me," "sober," and "new years eve" do not go together. Ever.
I wanna eat mushrooms and cuddle with a million dogs at once. I wanna know what heaven is like
So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
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