dude i'm inner monologue high
then out of nowhere we heard a voice yell "Fuck that pussy!"
I definitely recall eating shredded cheese out of the bag while you were wearing that apron.
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
Ohmy god im about to fuxk my TA. i thyought this was a dream but i love you. <3
Have you fucked anyone in the hospital yet because obviously this illness isnt worth it unless you do. I MISS YOUR HEALTH
Random memory from the wedding, the bartender showed us how to open the windows and piss out of them.
its the kind of night you break several limbs and say you were lucky
Might as well permanently tattoo lush somewhere on my body and show it to people when I decide to drink so they won't serve me.
Halfway through the blowjob she stopped and said 'Wait I know this dick'.
I had to help him get his zipper down in front of his dad so he could pee in the bushes. That Is what moonshine does to you.
he took my bra off with his teeth, THEN decided he just wanted to make out and cuddle. i don't know what the female version of blue balls is, but i've been living with it since 1 a.m.
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
True life: I got so drunk that i took a shower with my clothes on at 4 am...
Put on your bikini and meet me at the pool \nit’s cock o’clock!
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