it was terrible. i could've done a better job by myself.
I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.
I don't even know what he looks like, all i've seen of him is his dick
the rest of him looks just as crooked
he asked me out through an event invitation on facebook, the title read Romantic Dinner For 2
He still hasn't made a move, so I slept with his brother last weekend. Maybe sibling rivalry will motivate........
found my necklace. it was safe with all 6 boxes of peeps that i bought that night.
She's popping painkillers like they're tic tacs and singing the soundtrack to dreamgirls. It's you're turn to babysit her.
He is sitting on the foor in the soup aisle saying "to each their own soup"
I just talked this guy out of hooking up with me and gave him relationship advice. Am I a good person now?
do i respond to the booty call for the guy with the bigger dick or the one who has the gourmet coffee i like so much? at this point i'm leading toward the coffee
sweet sixteen by hillary duff just came on and i feel like i let lizzie mcguire down for being such a stoner
He had all the grace of a fucking hippo and the emotional control of a five year old
My next goal in this relationship is to teach my boyfriend that there are valid reasons to be fear of dolphins completely.
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
I'm pretty sure my therapist gave me the green light to fuck him.
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