He sat on a barstool and did the robot for 3 hours - I'm pretty sure he enjoyed himself.
I'm just not sure how to initiate the "do you want to have sex with my boyfriend and I" conversation
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
wanna hang out tonight and remember it?
After a certain blood-alcohol level, the dog is in charge.
officially christened the dorm room by sucking my spilled drink off the floor. tastes like homee
She sucks. And I almost hooked up with a clown last night
I took her to the bar and boom. All of my past slump busters were there. Shes cool enough to know what that means and said she was afraid they'd eat her so we left.
I'd cum for enchiladas.
How do I tell my hairdresser I want a hair style I saw in a porn video?
if it wasn’t 100% before, it is now that i will most definitely die a quesadilla related death
Umm...sounds like a maybe. I broke my nose and have surgery next wed but if I'm ok by Friday I'm down.
HE CHOSE A RESTAURANT AND MADE A FUCKING RESERVATION. I AM SHOOK
I miss my innocence.
I miss being able to say, "I've never done this before."
don’t ask me. i snorted coke off of a pregnancy test box last night. i obviously don’t make the best life choices.
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