apparently i peed in my fridge last night because my vegetable drawer was filled with it.
Just burped. Tasted like beer and cherios...Beerios. This is gonna be quite a day.
wicked high...have munchies. cherry flavor lube. problem solved.
Only you can can turn Jenga into a drinking and then a sex game.
She wore that goddamn strap-on all night. When she was playing guitar hero it kept getting in the way but she just wouldn't take it off.
I am particularly sorry about getting dome in your backseat. And for thinking you wouldn't notice.
Just realized the guy is in my class. Unless there's another guy that had half his ear bit off at a St. Patty's party
make sure nobody uses the downstairs toilet. i like to have an unused toilet for the weekends. dont shit where you puke i always say.
I woke up using a pile of socks as a pillow. I think theyre clean so thats a plus.
The guy next to me in the library just got a call from his roommate asking him to come bail him out of jail...we need to step up our game.
Here is a brilliant idea passed on from men who have that same regret. WEAR A FUCKING CONDOM ALWAYS.
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
Is it possible to hurt your vagina working out, because I think my Dumbass accomplished that... 😯😟😒😓
Do I even want to know?
all i want is a guy to go down on me while i eat peanutbutter from a jar
As I was blowing him, he proceeded to tell me that his friend who I blew years ago gave me a five star review on my BJ skills. And, he agrees.
Atta girl.
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