Do you think there's anyone left in this world that hasn't masturbated in a computer chair?
thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
so they made cookies with their faces printed on them...I ate jaime...she tasted like poop
we need to start a braincell conservation fund for you, sort of like save the whales or something.
Only in this snowstorm did have I realized the lengths I'll go to to get laid.
I dont even care how hung over I am, and how shitty this bus ride will be. That was the best sex of my life and it's a beautiful morning.
You just squeezed a person out of you and I'm drunks at 2PM. Our lives got traded and you know it and you're jealous.
We were pulling the glow sticks off of him and he just kept yelling, "my bones! You're taking my bones!" and asking me if I was on the crew team
The drunk fake out is her specialty. She'll agree to come with us and two seconds later we check to make sure she's still there and we see her booking it down the hall in the opposite direction.
Most people would probably take his lack of responses as a queue to stop. But nope, not me. I just keep going. And that's why I don't have a bf, just a little weinered friend
I would do everything over again, except the fireball.
Okay first of all, that is a sick ass nickname please call me that forever. Second, i need your help.
I lost all interest the day she banged that guy in the Amazon parking lot. That's a special kinda whore.
I wonder whether Megan will forgive me if i have phone sex in her attic
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