i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
so how was last night?
got high and had our usual talk about the definition of cole slaw. then tried to call the ramen noodle company and convince them why my face should be on thier packages.
It took my four years to get this degree, and 4 hours to lose it, My parents are not impressed.
Mystery lines found in a Pyrex dish in the back of my pantry at 415 am. No recall as to it's origin. Unidentifiable taste. Obviously I'm doing them
yea. Don't mess. He will heal me. But my blowjobs will be historical.
Sorry I dragged you across a parking lot
He's nice but I'm a one bouncer kind of girl
Well I'm currently debating between getting toilet paper or getting my eyebrows waxed so... There's that
There are people taking shots out of a turtle shell.
The annual Father's Day Wake and Bake has been canceled due to lack of hustle.
He was pretty bad, I wanted pizza the whole time.
It's not even 8 pm, or Saint Patrick's Day, and Kevin is drunk on my roof humping the air
I wore grinch underwear to my well woman exam this morning and I feel like I adulted successfully today.
I told my mom Jesus would want me to snort drugs on his birthday
You have ten minutes starting with this message to get here. Or I'm putting my clothes back on.
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