If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
I just saw Sharon Stone's cootch in high def. I think I'll stay gay.
high. he's playing 'oops i did it again' on the ukelele. is this real life?
I miss the good ol' days when we would yell at strangers from your balcony while wearing our mexican ponchos in the middle of the day.
what ever happened to our old dealer?
You should never talk to him again. Unless its you knocking on the door and punching his dick.
todays sighting is titled: Bum taking pictures with an invisible camera.
There is a hatefuck that has the destruction level of an atom bomb raging through my viens just aching to vaporize her.
I'm giving you an age limit on the people you're allowed to hit on at steak n shake at 3 am. I can't see straight and I want a cheeseburger. You want dick. I'm sure we can't order at least one of those. But maybe.
We were in the middle of fucking and she was just like "Do ya wanna play Harry Potter Scene It?" I musta been really bad lol Anyways, her tattoo healed nicely.
All my interactions with my brother are drug deals at this point
Definitely just threw up in a mcds cup going through Wendy's drive thru. I'm way to hungover to go to work today
It's finals week and I'm halfway done with this bag of wine and don't plan on stopping. Say goodbye to my GPA
Do you ever just feel the storm building inside of you that tells you you're ready for a giant indiscriminate fuckfest?
I realized just how much my daughter is MINE when I heard her tell someone "Go shit yourself" yesterday.
low point of the night : a cop just busted out laughing at me.
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