where are you
in your bedroom
how did you get in
your wife…
WTF
jack dropped his pants and said "bet u've never seen a dick this big." which was really sad cuz i had never actually seen one that small...you have like pinch it between ur thumb and pointer finger to give a HJ
He was crying to my sister about feeling like a bad person. Then he groped my breasts.
Changed my mind. Wearing a dress. Casual, with a side of breasts.
I need to stop drinking. Side note- we have a party bus tonight. So the drinking will have to end after that
But first time having sex and he went down on me twice?! I'm gonna marry this guy
I'll make sure to include that in my bridesmaid toast
As I was sneaking out of his house last night his moms lover was sneaking in, he held the door for me...
If anyone remembers any details of tonight please address concerns to my lawyer. This is a mass text.
They found me wandering around campus screaming body shots over and over again wrapped in a curtain
My niece I'm babysitting left earlier to stay the night with her friend. I got ditched by an 8 year old.
What happened last night? I'm too scared to get out of bed and see the destruction.
First of all, check to see if that naked guy is still alive. He didn't look to be breathing when I left
If by fun you mean, did I meet her cousin for the.first time and bang him, then yes it was a productive evening.
Dude my toilet did not deserve what I just did to it
there were rolls with just one bite out of each one leading to the bedroom. you were laying on the bed naked and yelled 'you did it you followed the bread crumbs!'
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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