He went so fast i didnt even have time to pretend like i was about to have a fake orgasim
Just saw a group of asian tourists in safari outifts bow in thanks to the starbucks guys. And no Im not high.
sorry for covering your dog in whipped cream. his bark made it sound like he wanted it.
Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
well the first picture of me in 2011 involves a viking helmet and chugging champagne. i like this year already.
He was going down on me and raised up for a minute, slipped and punched me in the face. My lady boner left immediately.
I think winning the long island race means you lose at life
And fyi howling is not an acceptable form of communication.
We won't have time to talk.. I'll be rolling you a blunt and you'll be getting naked.
Everything is just really out of control. I hear puking from three different parts of the house. Roger has black eye from being punched. Kaiser tried shaving his head, but somehow burned himself. Music is bumping, but everyone is either puking and calling out for help or blacked the fuck out.
My homemade mace ate through its aluminum container. I make awesome mace.
I am just glad I was home to catch most of it, cause it smells BAD.
I'm not a scientist but that could be because it's homemade mace. That is however just a hypothesis
So really what you're asking for is an allowance to not have sex on our futon.
You can't die you're my only democrat family member
I've never been to an orgy, but I would assume nachos wouldn't be out of the question at one.
Is it acceptable to pay for WiFi on flights solely for the purpose of getting on Tinder to find a sugar daddy on the plane that doesn’t mind upgrading me to first class?
Do it. You’re flying for two weddings. You’re gonna need that first class.
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