You surviving the open bar?
Super asto ex polenta omaha botad
even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
I feel like dying is the new "adopt an african baby"
10 dollar pizza all the toppings you want. Wait Until You See This Pizza
She was kinda tragic... like a puppy that runs into things. Cute but really stupid. So, yeah, I hit it.
Omg!!!! Call me in the morning I just saw A stripper queef out a dollar
So I told her I dislocated my shoulder and she said "well okay. I can either be on top or blow you."
Decisions, decisions.
doing a walk of shame covered in blue food coloring is only embarrassing if you make it embarrassing...actually no its embarrassing on all accounts
I drove your lawn mower home. Hope you don't need it tonight. I'll bring it over tomorrow.
it is basically gonna be an ugly Christmas sweater rave
i almost threw up on his dick. its like icarus, flew too close to the sun. except the sun is his dick and my throat was icarus
Lol I'm not having group sex with you, that apron is fuckin awesome tho
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
So he has moved up to a stage 5 clinger...Surprised he didn't try to lure you into bed with tacos, like he did last time
Yeah... akward. I don't want a round 2
May have told my history professor I wanted him to stuff me like a turkey. Too slutty?
Nah, people appreciate the creativity of seasonal sluttiness. Let me know if it works!!!
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