why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
I found out that all you need to write a 12 page paper is adderall and twizzlers
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
This titty bar has wifi. I just did FaceTime stage side
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
Then I realized I was alone sitting on the bathroom floor brushing my teeth at 2am laughing to myself.
Please don't drown this weekend. It would be a shame to lose a dick like yours.
why didn't you tell me his penis tasted like oreos?
Sometimes you just need a break, and sometimes you also need to get stoned on these breaks. I sound like some kind of fucked up mr rogers when I say shit like that.
Hypothetically speaking, what is the proper response if one gets bitten by a most likely not rabid squirrel? Hypothetically.
After what was supposed to be a one night stand I woke up to a message in my room wall written in marker "Kaitlin got it on in here" definitely a cock block down the road
I'd rather be sodomized with a fullly decorated Christmas tree.
You haven't demanded nudes today. You alright?
My crotch smells like fire and I can't find my pants
"hahahaha" is not a sufficient reply when I tell you my mother laughed at a joke about me giving blowjobs.
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