Also, I'm sitting at a crosswalk watching two Mexican gangs fight each other. I miss you too. A lot.
i never thought i'd have to say "please stop having sex on me"
wow.
yeah, it was that bad.
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
Got home last night and found a Big Mac in the shower, tampons all over the place, and two pairs of your panties on the front porch.
Finally another gay clarinet player. They're surprisingly rare.
If you were more comfortable around gay men, then you too could get wasted at the gay dance club and go home with hot girls.
She swallowed the key to the cuffs, I've been having to explain the pink fuzz all morning.
im buying my prof a giftcard to the state store bc he talked ab crying into a glass of tequila so he deserves it
Is it weird to smoke a bong with a client from work?
my god I love twenty year old dicks
Is it fucked up to venmo someone for plan-b?
Did April legit get married in a parking lot?
I need a significant other who'll eat Skittles from my boobs
I woke up thinking it was Friday. I was disappointed (to say the least). I am pretty sure I have gained the quarantine fifteen (but I won’t know until I try to put something other than elastic-waisted shorts on). And I am probably going to need dentures because I am grinding my teeth so much. But hey--this is temporary, right?
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
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