Party's warming up, a tranny just got here...
it really sends the message that i like to impregnate mortal women and have them birth fantastic half man-half god infants.
Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
I need to get my pants from under your porch. People are asking questions.
Just took my birth control pill next to the cubicle where we had sex last semester.
It's just one of those nights that , as long as you have the drugs, everything is going to be alright.
I'm convinced my penis is the only thing holding this relationship together.
i don't know what part of 'duct tape bikini waxes' seemed even a little okay in our drunk minds, but i'm never drinking with your sister again
can't decide if i look like a hooker or a missing member of Poison today
He got kicked out 3 times. I have no idea how he kept getting back in. I saw him walking on the highway the next morning.
Well I think I made it pretty obvious I wasn't in to it. I was drinking a beer while he was going down in me
You have 4 bottles of kahlua in ur drawers but no sox
I'll be honest, this year's Vegas trip will be nothing short of disappointing if there's no repeat of the angry ménage a trios in a closet.
dude, shes trippin so bad. idk what shes on, she just told me she doesnt remember her name then proceeded to get in the shower clothed to try to "rinse off the high"
How was it?
Incredible. Everyone in the world should be having the kind of sex I've been having.
He should write a pamphlet or something...
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