I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
The girl I was getting head from just called my dick an anteater...I hate my parents for not cutting my cock tip off.
I'm sorry. Both for you two breaking up and because I just ate some of your cheez it's.
I had a dream last night that you and me were eating cheesecake and according to my FATHER I was moaning really loud in my sleep. I seriously have issues.
she smells like cat throw up and cupcakes. i'm trying to focus on the cupcakes but it's really. hard.
My mom just invited me to come with them on their honeymoon to Mexico this summer. And I got a Bump-It in my stocking.
Pass the awkward sauce please.
I'm drowning in it here
So I did end up texting him last night... I asked him how he felt about haircuts... not sure where I was going with that one?
It's national boyfriend day supposedly, would it be appropriate if I posted a picture of my dildo?
I just took the batteries out of the xbox remote so she could replace the dead ones in her vibrator If that's not love I don't know what is
Also I'm so used to having sex with river guides that when he pulled out a condom I was actually surprised
The hair on my legs is officially flapping in the breeze when I walk. I must say, being single does have perks and this is one of them.
Its just akward. Everytime he tells me he loves me, I have to respond with, I love having sex with you. and he just stares at me in amazement
outside on the street drinkin, walked into a random house and asked to pee, some kid hands me a beer and says i have to chug it first
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