8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
I feel like our bond as friends is a lot stronger now that I've talked to you on the phone while having sex.
'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
He could list all of the presidents! Every one, and in order!! I was so impressed the least I could do was give him a blow job.
Ah, yes. Making our founding fathers proud.
the spit in my mouth is still 99% not mine.
I apologized for the whole SWAT team incident to the roommate.
He is really real. Like I know where he works, have referenced him with mutual fb friends and I've seen his dick. He's real.
i keep seeing little orange spots im starting to freak out
you tried mixing adderall in your visine last night..
If it wasn't for the fact that I drink during my lunch break I'm pretty sure I would have quit this job by now
If you magically turned into a tall white gay guy, ignore this message. If not, then I'm sure someone has your fb password.
I just had a twenty minute discussion about endangered breed dog breeding with an Extremely drunk guy
So many questions...
She doesn't believe I only want to use you for sex. She has a much higher opinion of me than either of us do.
You know Sunday Funday was a success when 'puke and rally' came at lunchtime on Monday.
Shriek
I jus want to remember tomorrow how proud I was tonight for wearing my rainbow leggings as a long sleeved shrug I feel like fucking MacGuyver
the person she was housesitting for had a christmas card from charlie sheen on the fridge so we fucked on the couch and just slept in the bed
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