yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
When you started Hi-fiving people I knew u were fucking gone. You slapped some dude on the shoulder when he wouldn't hi-five you and he asked if he even knew you
well if I unknowingly shoved my hand up someones ass, I'm glad it was yours
andd if someone unknowingly shoved their hand up my ass without me knowing, im glad it was you
this may be my drink champagne alone in a bbaby pool in the dark night
WHY DO I WANT TO FUCK EVERY GUY THAT BREATHES
I heard moaning and ass slapping and sponge bob.
How do I tell your little brother I lost my virginity wearing nothing but his socks?
Formal letter or email.
I almost went home with him but then my hydroxycut fell out of my purse at the bar and I ran away
he stopped talking to me, quit his job, moved out of the province and then told me it was "no big" when I called him apologizing...
I will have to bone him sometime between now and July so he will move all my shit again
Ice cream and condoms, solid grocery store trip
he probably thinks i inited him over to have sex but really i just want to show him 90's music videos
Walking back to my car from the campus library and just saw a Nuva Ring on the sidewalk. If that doesn't scream college life, idk what does.
if he becomes president of the united states, I will tell EVERYONE that i took his virginity.
I could be writing so much lesbian porn right now but noooooo!
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