ad ew i am wasted whats my problem
You should make it a point to use vocabulary that is competition appropriate around him, like "champion" and "training" and "victory sex"
Oh you know, watching its always sunny and petting his cat and NOT fucking. I'm starting my whorefree 2012 resolution early.
The last time I saw you, you were rolling around on the ground at the bar.....
.....well it was bound to be an interesting night since I was chasing my pulls with pulls....
You asked me if you had to go downstairs to get upstairs. And then you forgot where you were.
There just aren't enough words in the English language to convey my deep and abiding love of your cock. So I am beefing up on my Portuguese.
My wife ladies and gentlemen! Love ya babe.
No one should ever have to Neosporin their nipples. At least he apologized.
Also, I'm going to yoga because I have a Taylor Swift range of emotions right now.
Brunch got away from me. I might be a little high.
The feeling are messing with the penis
If you need anything just hit me up
Pancakes
Noted.
I made it crystal clear I'm only upset because he's not anywhere fit to be a father of my unborn zygote
I get a little bitchy. We all know that
Made him watch 4 hours of HGTV then told him I was too tired for sex.
Savage
Totally reading about penis envy for my final exam
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