Have you finally orgasmed yet?
I owe all of my success to double stuf oreos and weed.
No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
fuck that im pissed. when I come back im ripping forskin off.
I think a 5 ft pyramid of jello shots in honor of the egyptians is in order
I totally cried the whole time and then screamed out my new therapists name....
I'm not sure. But a mason jar of drug free urine just as soon as anyone can would be so awesome.
The paramedics were not my fault this time.
I told him finishing at the same time would be a long-term project. Like flipping a house. A sexual house.
Idk she didn't seem that weird to me but I had just eaten an entire tray of jello infused with liquor so I could be wrong...
It would be weird sobbing cry sex.
His dick is the size of my forearm. Would it be rude to ask to take a comparison photo after sex?
I spanked her so hard I woke up Grandma
we were running around the halls trying to bloodhound search out the source of the weed smell, but we ran into six other people doing the same thing, and they all said they assumed it was us.
And despite my lack of successful relationships I'm a fucking guru
That's like claiming you're a good coach but going 2-12 last season
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