So they call this "a walk of shame" but fuck that...this walk is fantastic. What kind of debbie downer came up with that name?
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
and then he said "my sister has the same underwear!" please come get me.
Guys, I'm sleeping in the BOYNTON LAUNDRY ROOM. if you can, come let me out in the morning as I have no keys. I might be in the study room possibly. DON'T FORGET. I will be trapped
He texted back and said he would hook up if he didn't have a test at 8am. It's really hard to be annoyed by how good of a student he is.
Yeah that sucks. That's why I stick to deadbeat sports management majors.
Which one of you fuckers thought itd be funny to see if the kitchen table can float.
Yeah I figured you were blackout when you were Shakira dancing on the floor.
Just found a condom on my floor from last weekend. 2/2. The scavenger hunt is over.
I can't help but look at my sex life and acknowledge that this is not normal behavior.
You haven't demanded nudes today. You alright?
Mmm. Champagne. Weed. 17 pounds of animal crackers.
And I'm laying here struggling with the notion that I need to put pants on.
I got a pots and pans set and a vibrator. Merry Crisis.
I don't actually like you. I just want to hook up with you.
I'm fine with that
I tried saying sorry but instead I puked down her shirt and tried to clean it up... Now I have a bruise on my forehead. good news, before she left she wrote her number on my stomach with sharpie
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