4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
If you had to guess, would you say that as a species, midgets are more or less flammable than humans?
Less. Duh. They have less combustible mass.
Do you remember peeing on the wall and then yelling at us to stop looking at your dick?
You two kept repeating the same thing over and over. It was like looking after retarded pull-string dolls.
when I sang my humps to you I meant it.
EVERYONE CAN HEAR YOU FUCKING YOU ARE IN A TENT
We can add pilot to the list of people who's lives I've changed...with my penis.
ALSO, bringing a stapler to the bar is a good idea
This is going to be one of those "I can only do this high" classes
If I hid at school to avoid the cops, is it fleeing and evading or just being a good student?
It's been awhile, you pregnant yet?
Not sure but if it exists I will find it and I will fill my face with it
In other news, I just sneezed and almost shit myself. What is happening to my life??
I mean, he’s listed as “Andrew DC Threesome” in my phone. THATS HOW I REMEMBER HIM! How is that not the start of a fairytale?
RICK FUCKING MORANIS!!!!!
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