we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
FYI: Do not ever call any girl a thundercunt as a form of dirty talk.
I closed that bar. Sang every Beatles song in the book. Made Somoan friends.
I can't believe he would be such an ass
Your boobs are way too big for you to be worrying about anything.
I knew I fucked up when I woke up with the meat scissors in my hand.
'Twas I. Do you have any idea what it's like waking up to see you sent a text inviting someone to partake in "sexy rumpus?"
I gave you head at the stadium on a Thursday night ESPN game. That damn well better be worth points on the score board!!!
Is it mean to convince my old booty call she used me for sex so I can bang her again before I leave for Denver?
But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
I sincerely thought making it to McDonalds by 10:00am was a shoe-in but it appears that I need to adjust my zoom when looking at the map before walking to places.
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
After what I experienced at 6am this morning, all I can say is chew your noodles thoroughly.
My pubic hair is shaved into the shape of mistletoe.
I hope that's a joke and if not I need a snap of it
You must have my penis confused with someone else's...which is disappointing
We dont have cups... so were doing shots out of bowls like puppies
Randomize
