is it STILL halloween? when did this turn into a week long holiday
I could end up kidnapped. Or worse, the night will be really awkward.
I might have to break the "you stay out of my sister and ill stay out of yours" pact that i have with tim
I swear my vagina formed calluses just to deal with how big he is
Haha, oh man. I'm awake now. Slept in my headdress.
We've been walking through the woods for two hours, he just keeps taking pictures. At least we'll remember this tomorrow.
I'm getting better, this year I only showed up drunk to 1 final.
The number of tpain songs that actually relate to my life right now is embarrassing.
Tried to land my foot on his shoulder and kicked him in the face. Then I fell into a homeless man's bike and posed with a buffalo head. How was your night?
Friends don't brand friends with cigars. It's not how it works.
Tony's mom to him at breakfast: "I found the shirt you wore last night in the bushes this morning."
well I got an eye infection from a stripper motorboating me but overall it was a great weekend
And speaking of good acting I may have a sex tape now
last night we watched this really loud chick try and pick up this smoking french guy who's english was sooo bad. she finally pointed at her beer and then her vagine
gross
like you've never done an interperative dance for sex, please
I was not drunk enough for that final.
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