What'd you guys eat?
Literally everything that was frozen.
They let you pick the name that they announce for you at graduation. The professional world needs to prepare itself for papa smurf mcdonald.
You insisted that you sleep on the bear rug instead of the couch. You said it was lonely and you kept on petting its head.
He skyped me to learn how to roll a joint and for us to masturbate together. And you said a long distance relationship wouldn't work.
I'm sure it was awkward. I've never had a professor expose parts of them to me before.
My neighbor just watched me eat a granola bar without pants, this is a whole new level of unemployed
Oh and I ate all of your Cinnamon Toast Crunch. Consider it part of your reparation payment for accidental anal insertion. I may continue to collect payments until I am no longer sore.
He was sucking my nipples then stopped, looked me dead in the eyes and said "im gonna cum for my babygirl"
High as shit. I just described caramel syrup on crackers to my mom for 15 minutes...
Trying to find a card for this engagement party. Can't find one that says "you met each other 5 months ago, cant wait to get the popcorn out and watch this one fall apart"
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
She has this wild look other eyes like she wouldn't be afraid to commit a felony.
the only joy I get out of her anymore is hitting on her friends and ignoring her. it's chaos for them. like shaking a slutty ant farm
We tried to do sophisticated last night, but our low class kept shining through.
Who knew a blowjob could cause this kind of crazy
He wasn't prepared for it
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