Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
Is it a bad that I spent my 5 year anniversary with my husband texting my ex boyfriend?
there are two kinds of girls in this world: my mom, and sluts.
its barely noon and he already threw up and i have second degree burn
I just ate a bag of doritos while taking a shower. I can now officially do anything
So you think it's my fault? I didn't give you the 10 shots you took nor make you eat the brownies we made... btw, i found your engagement ring, it was in the last brownie you wouldn't let me have while dragging me to my room.
You may see me wearing your shirt to class. It's because I still have the spins and I'm anticipating throwing up on it. Asshole.
It was his first time doing shrooms and we made him ride in the truck bed. But he kept standing up and yelling when we stopped so we had to keep driving
Make way for the handjob queen! She will grab what she wants, when she wants, and from whomever she wants.
I have random bruises including my spine and visible bite marks on my neck. Thanksgiving car sex accomplished.
Got too starbucks. 3out of the 4 girls working i have ducked and haven't ever called. My coffee has dick written on it. It may contain spit by pumpkin lattes are only once a year
That sad moment when the drawer I used to keep condoms in now has poptarts in it..
I want a dick in my left hand and a Crunch Wrap Supreme in my right hand.
Whoever thought of breakup sex is my new best friend
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