He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
Just seen on a tshirt : "fake titties taste funny"
i forgot what you looked like. so we left to get pizza. sorry
If you win this game of words with friends, ill suck you off for 30 minutes. No lie.
I cant last that long. Do i get the rollover minutes?
Just because it's been in my vagina doesn't mean it's important to me
They were fighting, but then they bumped into the bong and it shattered. After that they just hugged and cried.
Maybe her vagina is like a vacuum
I can't decide if that would be a good or bad thing. I'm leaning toward good
Her dog trainer Fuck buddy is over here again. She sounds like a squeaky toy and he talks to her like he talks to the dog. I CAN HEAR EVERYTHING!!!
She took the fish and put it in the hot tub, then turned on the jets. She said she was training it for the Olympics.
Dude a gay guy just Sparta kicked this Samoan guy for calling him a flamer you need to get down here the free kamakazee shots haven't even started yet
You tried paying your tab with the coaster
You're doing screenings before you set me up again- no child sized dicks allowed.
How do I put this... You're dating Ricky from Trailer Park Boys. Stop eye-fucking him and actually listen to what he says for once. He actually said "I self-learned that myself, basically" while rolling a joint. He's worse than your unskilled magician ex that accidentally cut off three of his own fingers
My penis is lonely
So is my ring finger
Idk I just think that seeing that man's Twitter always resulting in me looking for the whiskey is a bad sign
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