why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
I just saw the preacher from the church I grew up in while I was buying condoms at the drugstore... he remembered me.
He kept saying "this is a bad idea" wasn't in his vocabulary. He left at 2 came back at 6 eating frozen waffles and he had a symbol, a moped mirror, and a new MacBook. I'd say he had a good time
I get credit on the assist, you can thank me by taking a pic of her ass under the covers and sending it to me. It would make my YEAR
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
So I feel like I should feel objectified by your comment about my boobs but instead I just feel proud. 21ST CENTURY FEMINISM, BABY
My parents got me a bottle of vodka and a puke bucket for christmas. I've already used both.
I just woke up in my locked bathroom. It's 5 PM. What happened?
wtf... you literally introduced yourself as "that friend who's going to fuck all your other friends."
I hope you know that means regardless of their gender.
I raged so hard that I was so hungover today I threw up out of a car window going 50mph cause my parents didn't pull over quick enough ...sorry to the people behind us
And he listens to me when I talk to him like the hulk.
Hey, I'm 22. I'm allowed to have a sex life and you're going to hear about it.
I'm no doctor but I don't think balls are supposed to look like that.
I did something very bad. More specifically, my boss.
I bonged champagne. And did keg stands. What in the actual fuck am I doing with my life?
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