All i learned in high school was how to sell drugs
Following a car with a GPS. We don't know where he's going, but he probably has a better idea of where we're going than we do. Also, very high.
She counted 5,6,7,8 then intentionally kneed herself in the eye numerous times.
Ok, it is technically a gay bar but it's a total dive w/ strong drinks. The important thing is you can start drinking at 11:00 am without judgement
oh oh oh, and apparently you can bring in your own snacks. Some old dude just gave me cashews and cheetos.
It's a piss down the stairs of the hotel kind of night
It's okay though. My mom didn't believe that they were mine cuz they were magnums. Having a surprisingly large penis ftw
And before you knew it they were calling me the pussy usher or something like that
He's def the type to chop us into bits whilst screaming "NAPA BITCH". AKA my type
So it's national ass day?! I love October. No bra last Saturday and now ass day. This is my month. God is dedicating this October to me!
Just had a VERY VIVID visualization of wrapping a pizza around my cock and fucking its brains out. Soooooo less weed more dates?
I had sex on a dinosaur comforter, tell me that does not define my life.
I CAN FEEL MY HEART BEATING MY WHOLE BODY
As for the other mouse...I don't have any mouse traps so I put a Jell-O shot on the ground. Party hard little dude.
He just ate a tooth whitening strip...
Its like people have to train for months before they try and drink with us and survive...
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