watching a depressing episode of spongebob while high is the most depressing thing i have ever experienced
I caught myself masturbating while watching a baseball game today. It was over before I realized what was going on. And then I was just confused.
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
The little penguins are speaking with a hispanic accent. I dont know how to feel about it. Geographically speaking, this cant be possibly. This isnt cool.
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
Hurry up. Some creepy guy with a "God is vengeful" flyer is asking where I wanna go most today. I think he's going to chop me into pieces.
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
All she kept whispering was put your pickle in my mouth. Then she fell out of her barstool and chipped her tooth
I feel like I'm laying on a pillow cloud. With little baby angel fingers between me and the cloud lifting me up. Singing hymns in my ear.
It was fine until they started lighting shots of everclear on fire and making ME take them. That's when shit went down...
I'm cleaning my apartment while naked. Anyone who says that's not why they want to live on their own is lying.
My roommate walked in naked grabbed my hand and pulled me into her room to see her randoms dick.
Blood everywhere...karaoke was nice
I apologize in advance for the amount of cleavage I'll be exposing your boyfriend to.
Stop acting like the Lucky Charms you're feeding people is actually ecstasy.
Randomize
