I just walked through a room full of deaf people and farted i love deaf people
I don't know who he was, where he came from, or where he went, but he just handed me a bowl of mac and cheese and left. It was good too.
At victory brunch. Have a decent story. Im now eskimo brother with the duke mens basketball teams from 2002 to 2008 and obamas right hand man
All we did was argue about ponys and drug dealers
It's just like riding a bike. Only it's a dude's face.
Who's nuvaring is under my pillow?
Oh, I never thought you were a dick. You were one of the best morally comprised ideas I've ever had.
It was everywhere. My dick was a sprinkler of lost future children.
I'm horny too so maybe we will both recap our regrets on Sunday
I'm eating tortillas right now. Like not cooked tortillas. Someone is playing the guitar. Man with bandana.
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
I don't think tits should taste like fish.
I would not recommend douching while drunk.
It felt like I was on painkillers mixed with Molly mixed with the sinking feeling I'll die alone. 10/10 doing again.
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
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