I'm drive I can fine osifer
So that's a yes to the cocaine usage and a no to the rollerblading
i just wish he would text me so i could ignore his text and show him how little i care anymore
the $50 fast cash from checking button should just be retitled "8th of weed"
stayed up to watch the sunrise..saw an albino taking shots on the quad..it's like there's a whole new world of people out there just waiting to meet us
just credit carded her and her mom at the same time... that drunk. get on my level
THERE IS PRACTICALLY A BEER FUCKING WATERFALL
You demanded I give you a glass of water, so I set it down in front of you and you knock it over and roll in it..,
I wanted to be a dolphin.
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
By the way if you come home and I'm not wearing pants, just go with it. I didn't have the energy to go searching for some.
This stranger told me I should "start playing for the other team" and then continued to talk to me about the joys of being a lesbian
I don't remember but we shouldn't have a problem. Unless drunk you encouraged drunk me not to wear a condom.
I think we have a problem.
I'm about to smoke a joint alone, do you want to FaceTime and pretend you're smoking it too?
I swear to god, no guy has been as interested in sticking stuff up my butt as this girl
The fuck kind of sorcerer makes a pact with tequila
Most of the people I know from AA
Haha touché
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