I won a flip cup tournbment! Why is boot and rally so hard when youre old?
my elementary bus driver served me drinks last night. He hooked me up
I just made a friends list on fb of all the guys ive hooked up with. genius.
Can we please have a moment of silence for my reputation?
The best thing he's ever done for me was comment on my profile picture saying "hello boner"
September 16th, captains log. I awoke in a daze, not sure of my location
i dont care how hungover you are, go back to the frat house and get him. HE IS 11.
I wonder if he has realized that I have poured all if those shots he bought into the tip jar
We are going all out this weekend. My liver is already smiling.
Btw after this weekend the chipndales costume has a 125% success rate.
In college, I had one standard. Penis. A lot has changed since then. Now I really only have one standard. Breathing.
She described me as " a caterpillar of adorable quietness that exploded into a slutty butterfly" She definitely nailed it there
You just managed to turn Doctor Seuss into a sext. I really like you now.
She told me the only rule was that I couldn't cum on her Batman blanket.
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
Randomize
