belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
Hey, remember that girl at rocklobster you thought was hot but were to pussy to talk to? You were right, her boobs are fake and she gives the best head on the planet. Can you come pick me up?
You're dead to me.
If they ask for a stool sample we r no longer friends.
Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
And then he used the flashlight app to illuminate me giving him head. Thanks IPhone
Absence makes the cock grow harder.
I woke up to the sound of a beer can being opened. I love him already
all he has to do is look at me on new years and hes getting laid. thats how hot he is
i hate going to her parties because i always know everyone there which means everyone knows my ex which means i wont get laid
Our Tuesday night drunk Irish step dancing was on point tonight.
this is gentle reminder #1 not to forget to bring the vibrator when you come
My toothbrush tastes like captain morgan
I'm jealous
She's the other freshman on this drunken voyage
Randomize
